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Quotes
 It
was almost like falling in love... It became my boyfriend, my best
friend, my family.
Does
being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.
Guys
usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.
I
don't think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven't had a date in a year so
I'm obviously doing something wrong. It's not that my standards are too
high, I haven't even been asked out in a year. I have no standards,
anyone, please!
I
love a man who can wear my underwear.
I
wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
I'm
the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start
exercising.
It
wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth
Taylor.
No
one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from
people you'd never dream would complain.
They
told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
They
wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week
because I was dating three guys at once!
This
is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making
love and eating at the same time.
When
I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old
boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls
exclusively? Oh, good.'
Whenever
women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
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