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Quotes
 I
was a total athlete. I loved sports, but when I realized I wasn’t
going to be a professional athlete, I realized I wanted to be in movies.
I'm
so lucky. I used to pray to God that I wanted to be in this business,
and now that it's happened I want to stay focused and not stray from
God's path. I
tend to go for women with common sense. Being down to earth stands out
more than looks. I
was a virgin all through high school, I was so into sports I never had
time for girls. now I'm glad I didn't. I'd rather wait till I meet the
right one. Jim!
Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away! I'm
cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as
a stud or anything. I wish I had more confidence. This
whole experience has been probably the best I've ever had, certainly the
most fun I've ever had. Pretty laid back. It
was because I was a really big fan of the show. I was. I just thought it
could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy
but it's all about two guys hating each other and towards the end
they're good friends. I
liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning, and
they're crazy. I thought it could make a really cool movie set in the
South about this family. People are really familiar with these
characters. It's
not tongue-in-cheek; they expressed to me that they wanted it to be in
the tone of "Smokey and the Bandit" and "The Blues
Brothers" and stuff with more of a "southern rock cool."
I though that’d be cool. I've
always been. Ever since the first "American Pie," I've always
been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going
to be with comedies. Yeah,
I think actually different though. A lot of the stuff that I've done is
just really broad [comedy] and the characters are not that bright.
Obviously with the "American Pie" films and "Road
Trip," my guys were kind of dicks. These
guys [in "Dukes"] are good guys. I think he's much funnier in
many ways than some of the things that I've done. Because it’s a
little bit more layered. He's constantly trying to teach Luke what he
thinks are really deep philosophical ideas, but they're really simple. No,
no, he's a great guy. I didn't know anything about him before. I just
knew the same stuff probably any other guy would. He's just a really,
really good guy. Really smart and a lot of fun. Now
I really like it. I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but
I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the
best at doing. This was a really big opportunity. After
"The Rundown," there was just a lot of shit out there. This
script was even mediocre. The idea was great, but Jay came on with his
guys made it great and very specific. It all came together well. I
wanted to drive the car. At first, before Johnny came on and I agreed to
do it and I was like, "I just wanted to learn how to drive the
car." I thought it would be a lot of fun and I wasn't going to do
the movie without Johnny. The
studio suggested a couple people, and I'd never met Johnny, but I
thought we'd be a perfect team for this movie because we're both a
little bit unpredictable. I thought, it would just be cool if we do this
right. The two of us would be a lot of fun and really crazy.
I
was working at Home Depot just to pay the bills, and the only audition I
could get was Baywatch, The day of the audition, I got on the wrong bus,
ended up in South Central L.A., and by the time I got to the audition,
they wouldn't let me in. I remember thinking: 'Right now, this sucks
ass.'
I'm
a pretty introverted kind of guy," says Seann. "I can be
social sometimes, but I think I feel most comfortable being quiet.
I
loved sports, but when when I realized I wasn't going to be a
professional athlete, I realized I wanted to be in movies.
Yes
the force is strong in that one
Great
you found lesbians.
I
will do anything to sleep with you girls. I'll touch any guys' ass here.
Hell I'll caress it even. I'll shave some ass if they need it
Eat Shit Shitbreak
Hey
Ozzy coming to the party tonight ya Fuck face?
Oh
my god you're gay
I
can taste the bubbles [licks his lips] no i can't
You
comin' to the party tonight ozzy ya fuck face??
Awww
yeah! The Stiflermeister is coming back to Granharbor! Deck the halls,
Bye bye GreatFalls, wipe my ass and lick my balls and it's Stifler time
baby! Whoooooo Hoooooooo!!!!
Very
uninteresting. And how about you Jessica, how many chicks did you sleep
with this year?
Where
are the fuckin' females? Jim, can't you leave your shirt on your scaring
the chicks away.
Oh
my God. Guys! Check it out. (pointing at the two girls who are holding
hands) Lesbians. Lesbians live here!
Shitbreak
meet my little brother. Little brother meet Shitbreak.
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