Rowan Atkinson Quotes

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People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer
Your services might be as useful as a barber’s shop on the steps of a guillotine.
[To a whore] Blackadder: Look, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
I’ve no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes’ work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my – hang on…
I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I’d mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.
[On Charlie Chaplin] I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.
Your head is as empty as a hermit’s address book.
You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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