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Quotes
I'm not a very good star. I'm small. And I'm
bald.
(On Eminem referencing him in one of his
songs) "At the time I was really flattered that the most succesfull
artist in the world took the time out to mention me. During his gigs he
has a guy dressed up as me come out so he can shoot me dead with a
shotgun. It doesn't bother me, I like to think of it as my entry to the
pre-school market.
I don't really trust men
who claim they are not interested in porn.
I'm
investing in a company that has patented wallet technology that will
deodorize currency. That way people won't have to deal with money that
smells funny.
I'm
like a monk with a taste for hookers.
I'm
not a particularly attractive person - 5ft 8in, stooping, with a
receding hairline.
If
I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
Why
can't a Democrat get fired up about protecting the environment and
enacting gun control legislation just as right wing Republicans get
fired up about making sure that children have access to assault weapons
and banning 'The Catcher in the Rye' and 'Harry Potter'?"
I'm
actually kind of impressed by Iraq's patience right now...I mean, look
at it objectively. They've opened their doors to UN inspectors, they're
being bombed by British and American troops, American forces are massing
at their borders, American diplomats are actively looking to assassinate
Saddam Hussein, etc."
George
W. is the spawn of Satan"
One
simple word: ugh. Is something still considered a conspiracy if it's
played out right under our noses?
It
will be interesting to see what the long term fruits of our national
apathy will be, 'cause so far they've been pretty foul.
I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
I learned in the last few years that it's really unhappy and really unsustainable to try and base your well being on something as arbitrary as record sale and critical acclaim and the interests of the public. All of those things are so fickle. So my approach now to music is I want to make records that I love, and I hope that other people love them, then that's OK.
It just seem like musicians want to sell a few records and put out a perfume line, and I think it's so sad that there are so many musicians who don't want to change the world... Music has been so much more.
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