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How
to tell if a person is a Malamute owner:
Fact : Humans think they are masters over Malamutes , Malamutes KNOW
they are the masters.
Won’t come when you call them, but put some food on the table…
Your
Mal tries to dig holes in your rugs
Honey,
Where did you set that food?
Hair
tumbleweeds going across the living floor after you just vacuumed
Potholes
located in the backyard instead of the street.
5:30
am wake-up call seven days a week, who wants to sleep in on a Saturday
or Sunday.
How
many Mal owners have to feed their dogs baby carrots for a bed time
snack
The joys of sharing your home with a Mal, after all you can’t really
say that you can OWN a mal.
Relay races with rabbits, squirrels, cats, etc……
You discover that the wash machine is not to blame for all those lost
socks but instead they have fallen victim to the malamute..
The average life for a vacuum cleaner is ten years. The average
life for a vacuum cleaner where a malamute resides is 1 year.
When you get home from a long day at work and just plop on the floor and
you mal gives you that look why are you so tired I had to nap all day
When
you throw something for your Mal to fetch and he just sits there looking
up at you with this look as if saying your not going to get the ball so
what makes you think I'm going to.
You
take your mal with you everywhere you go and leave the car running with
the A/C on (never mind gas is 1.80 a gallon)
You offer all your guests a hair/lint remover roll as a party favor .
You can't understand why the neighbor lady does not get excited when she
see's your 120 pound malamute running
mach 1 to greet her!
As you are cooking dinner, your husband asks you if you are sure you
have enough food for all 3 of you (the table is set for two.)
Loves to sleep under your bed, all the way under the bed, where it is
dark and quiet.!
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NASA asks to use your backyard to test their new moon rover .
You catch your mal on the couch when clearly knows it is against
the rules, except on Sundays of course, and lays really still because he
thinks that maybe you haven't noticed his 120 pound body and tell her to
get off!
A malamute's diet. Everything. Does not discriminate.
If you have more dog hair on you then your own hair.
Five minutes after eating his food, he wants more when your eating your
food!
You give up some your food to your begging malamute and he won't eat it
because he doesn't like it but then he sits there and begs for more !!
You know you own a Mal when your favorite chair is the one your Mal
doesn’t use….
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