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Quotes
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when
I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.
I really
want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever
and ever.
Maybe there
is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to
our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating
sandwiches.
That's the
trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my
problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and
they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the
kinda money you're pulling down.'
I tend to stay up late, not
because I'm partying but because it's the only time of day when I'm
alone and I don't have to be on, performing.
Until Ace Ventura, no actor
had considered talking through his ass.
It's insane...I mean,
Nicholson, Hoffman, Jackson, Kline - I don't see how I can lose. -
Regarding his chances at 1997 Golden Globes
I've been dubbed the man most
responsible for the dumbing of America, so obviously I don't put much
stock into thoughts like (the theme of the 'dumbing down' of
contemporary comedy). People love to laugh, and most people can find
humor in just about anything, which is great. Trying to label or
categorize comedy is ridiculous. I mean, if you laugh at a fart joke,
does that make you a moron? I don't think so.
Maybe there is no actual place
called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents
breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
That's the trouble with being
me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could
literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah,
big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're
pulling down.
I'm not difficult at all, I don't think. I'm not difficult and frankly, I've had enough of this interview. See
ya!
The Criticism of 'The Cable Guy' really hurt, because it wasn't 'Jim Carrey's work is not good.' It was 'How dare he try to do something different.
I'm charming, but I dip into
the Prozac now and then.
I don't believe in this fairy
tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In
ten years, you can give a lot of love.
I have no intention of giving
up my Canadian heritage, and all those who loved and supported me. My
upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to
be a Canadian.
I'm thinking of changing my name. I think Jim is just a little too accessible right now. I'm thinking of changing it to $, Cha-Ching, the sound of a cash register.
After recording a cover of 'I
am the Walrus': "There! I did it! I defiled a timeless work of art!
For my next trick, I will paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while
using the shroud of Turin as a dropcloth.
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