As an
actor, you have be up in the morning, so you make your dinner and go to
bed.
Friends is so successful that, if you make a movie
and it's not as big as Friends, then you get people telling you,
"How dare you make a movie? Keep your day job, dammit!"
I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God.
never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain
in the ass.
I always say don't make plans, make options.
I am trying to think of the last time that I just
said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy.
I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He
still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest
goofball on the planet.
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I
get sent cookies.
I don't have any commitment issues in relationships,
obviously!
I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if
everybody wished everybody else well.
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind
of based on how I am.
I hate when I read "Try that Jennifer
Aniston Diet." There was no diet!
I was a Duran Duran freak - and freak is the perfect
word to describe my behavior during that decade!
I was told to avoid the business all together because
of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a
normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for
some people, but I wanted to act.
I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy,
sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men
in general are a good thing.
If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be
the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in
hell.
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day!
Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some
days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try and be
sexy, you'll never be sexy.
Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also
like tattoos - they're rebellious.
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when
you're hitting a line or making it funny.
The best smell in the world is that man that you
love.
The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak - I
literally lost my breath!
True love brings up everything - you're allowing a
mirror to be held up to you daily.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and
watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am
with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
You're damned if you're too thin, and you're damned
if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. It's
imposible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we all stop trying.
When somebody follows you
20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you
know your life has changed.
It's impossible to satisfy
everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying.
On her marriage to Brad
Pitt, after 2 years: Everybody always asks if we're happy. Give me a
break. We're married two years. In Hollywood years, that's forever.
On the constant rumors
surrounding her recent split from Brad Pitt: "There is always going
to be the tough and the nasty. You just tune out to that.
On the irony of the title
of her upcoming movie, the Break Up: Well, you know. I figured just
seize the moment.
