Funny Things About Alaskan Malamute

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• Fact : Humans think they are masters over Malamutes , Malamutes KNOW they are the masters.
• Won’t come when you call them, but put some food on the table… 
• Your Mal tries to dig holes in your rugs 
• Honey, Where did you set that food? 
• Hair tumbleweeds going across the living floor after you just vacuumed 
• Potholes located in the backyard instead of the street. 
• 5:30 am wake-up call seven days a week, who wants to sleep in on a Saturday or Sunday. 
• How many Mal owners have to feed their dogs baby carrots for a bed time snack 
• The joys of sharing your home with a Mal, after all you can’t really say that you can OWN a mal.
• Relay races with rabbits, squirrels, cats, etc……
• You discover that the wash machine is not to blame for all those lost socks but instead they have fallen victim to the malamute..
• The average life for a vacuum cleaner is ten years.  The average life for a vacuum cleaner where a malamute resides is 1 year.
• When you get home from a long day at work and just plop on the floor and you mal gives you that look why are you so tired I had to nap all day 
• When you throw something for your Mal to fetch and he just sits there looking up at you with this look as if saying your not going to get the ball so what makes you think I’m going to. 
• You take your mal with you everywhere you go and leave the car running with the A/C on (never mind gas is 1.80 a gallon)
• You offer all your guests a hair/lint remover roll as a party favor .
• You can’t understand why the neighbor lady does not get excited when she see’s your 120 pound malamute running mach 1 to greet her!
• As you are cooking dinner, your husband asks you if you are sure you have enough food for all 3 of you (the table is set for two.)
• Loves to sleep under your bed, all the way under the bed, where it is dark and quiet.!
• NASA asks to use your backyard to test their new moon rover .
• You catch your mal on the couch when clearly  knows it is against the rules, except on Sundays of course, and lays really still because he thinks that maybe you haven’t noticed his 120 pound body and tell her to get off!
• A malamute’s diet.  Everything.  Does not discriminate.
• If you have more dog hair on you then your own hair.
• Five minutes after eating his food, he wants more when your eating your food!
• You give up some your food to your begging malamute and he won’t eat it because he doesn’t like it but then he sits there and begs for more !!
• You know you own a Mal when your favorite chair is the one your Mal doesn’t use….