Quotes

I like LA. LA is cool, but it ain't like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But LA is cool. It's more like a big office. It's work and you work, and you're meetin' people all the time, but it's more like acquaintances than friends and stuff.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

Ya all man! Hows it hanging? Down and a little to the left man.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

You got to control your own destiny. You got to keep writin' different stuff. Keep switchin' up and never do the same thin' too many times.

You got knocked the fuck out

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

When you're first starting out, you want to keep making good movies. When you're young and you're black, you do a bad movie and you're through.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

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