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Quotes
- "Booyakasha!"
- "Is it cos I is black?"
- "Bell end," (penis).
- "You betta check yo'self before
you reck yo'self" (a reference to the song, "Check Yo
Self", which appears on Ice
Cube's album, The Predator).
- "Couldn't it be argued that
slavery is a bit racialist?"
- "R.E.S.T.E.C.P."
(misspelling of "respect," referring to the song of the
same name made famous by Aretha Franklin)
- "But what's dat got ta do wif da
youf in Asia," (malapropism for "euthanasia").
- "That's an awfully sexist way to
be talkin' about dem bitches!"
- "Does Class A absolutely
guarantee that they is better quality?"
- "Why don't they teach proper
maffs in schools? Why teach in kilos and grams when you should deal
in ounces, quarters and eighths?"
- "This is like what Mecca is to
the Jews" (describing the importance of the town leisure
center).
- "Is you on crack?"
- "Wot is you bangin' on
about?"
- "Is Africa a member of da
UN?"
- "When you arrived on the moon,
was the people who lived there very friendly, or was they scared of
you?"
- "Innit a coincidence dat Jesus
was born on Chris'mas day?"
- "Is Disneyland a member of the
UN?"
- "Why don't you just give them to
charity," (in reference to confiscated drugs).
- "Nice... Nice, I like."
- "My sister was named by Almaty chamber of commerce best sex in mouth, than anyother prositute in country of Kazakhstan. She number two three best prostitute in all of country."
- "Throw the Jew down the well, so
my country can be free..."
- "Sexy time explosion."
- "One time I carry a woman against
her will for near one mile."
- "I make liquid explosion for
camel."
- "Wa wa Wee wa!"
- "Can I put camera in ladies
toilet ? ... NO ... why not ??"
- "My sister, she is a prostitute...Why?...Because she like a to make the money, high five!"
- "No wonder dey couldn't find a
room - it woz Christmas" (in reference to Mary and Joseph -
part of his Christmas Speech & interview with a Bishop in 2002,
purposely broadcasted in the UK at the same time as the Queen's
Speech).
- "One in two people in the country
is a woman."
- "Which is the type of acid that
actually makes you fly?"
- "Would you reccomend using a
Dorito's bag if dey can't get one?" (refering to a condom)
- "I can knub 20 girls in 'bout
fifteen minutes"
- "der's a midget lickin a girls
muff...and der r people around"
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